Official 1st post

Well, here goes. I told my wife that I might like to try out this blogging thing, so being the totally awesome person that she is, she set up my spot for me. Now that it's done, I feel compelled to get a little something on here, so I'll rant a few minutes about the whole gay marriage yay or nay controversy. 

Today, California voted to uphold the ban on gay marriage,which really irritates me. Come on CA, get your shit together. If Iowa can handle it, what's your malfunction? I have a sneaking suspicion that the right-wing religious fanatics have something to do with this (no big secret here, huh?). 

These people are pissing me off more and more each day. Somehow, while reading from the big book of jokes they call their "bible," they have interpreted that "god" hates fags. I, myself was wondering if maybe it was the talking snake that told them this, or maybe the dude that spent three days inside a whale's belly hallucinated this idea? (some material here may or may not have been referenced from or thought of while watching Religulous - if you haven't seen it, do. Highly recommend it.)

What happened to separation of church and state? If you want religion, then by all means, go do it. But, in the words of Phil Anselmo: Be yourself by yourself, stay the fuck away from me.

So, I end this little rant. Hopefully you weren't too bored by it. Just chill out, relax, get a month or two older, and I'll try to come up with some other shit to talk about.

Later,

G-Man